Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 450020)

Buy a ferret and a pit bull, you already have pythons.... "Honey, I have no idea how all the animal cages were left open....":lol: If that doesn't work, try a British Nanny...:wink:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 450033)

too many people asking too many questions if I pull that one off :lol:

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 450039)

Hey, you could always blame it on the one armed man....:lol:

Originally Posted by derf (Post 450062)

Oy vey

Well, I do steal babies

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 450025)

Eh, prolly, I'm not like whoa is me, I'm just trying to fiigure out what to do now lol
If it was upto me id stay in and let her make me a sammich

Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 450086)

:lol: OK, you just sounded a little like a whiny-pants.

Originally Posted by derf (Post 450112)

Well then.

And speaking of... How come you are posting here and not making your husband a valentines day sandwich or popcorn and beer?

Originally Posted by derf (Post 450125)

If he's out at sea then she better be putting that sandwich on a raft heading his way cuban refugee style