Kill yourself.

Damn the gf picked a horrible day to have a root canal, I've never had one but we HAD reservations @ 9:30 in Nashville but I don't know if she is going to be able to or even feel up to doing anything

Time to go to work then

What the Hell did you think your newborn was going to do? :lol

dude is getting axed after this shift, I don't want to ruin his surprise lol, that and I havea shit ton of research that needs to be done asap for my grant

but you would miss me :lol:

Go play farmville. The baby problem will solve its self.

Buy a ferret and a pit bull, you already have pythons.... "Honey, I have no idea how all the animal cages were left open....":lol: If that doesn't work, try a British Nanny...:wink:

Oh my goodness, you're such a girl.... :lol:

Eh, prolly, I'm not like whoa is me, I'm just trying to fiigure out what to do now lol
If it was upto me id stay in and let her make me a sammich