And I found some on image search...

NSFW / NWS / may contain nude

Damn pos-t-vac commercial.

I'll take the brunette

deal

dibs on blonde....

You get to see her topless in "Havoc" as well.
I loves me some Anne Hathaway. :D

too late.. but you can have sloppy seconds..

I'll pass on both. The brunette isnt doing it for me in the face and the blonde looks like a 12 yr old munchkin.

in a three way beauty contest my hand wins every time

This may be revealing too much about myself, but for satisfaction purposes my hand wins out over a generous portion of the female population. But, ya know, a good woman makes a much better impression on the family and is better on my arm at parties.
:lol:

Going on my honeymoon next week.

When did you get married?

I didn't.



























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you get to see them in Havoc too... they're nice ;)

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainme...d-video-000453

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No woman will ever give you a handjob as well as you can give yourself. But I love me some Anne Hathaway too.

fucking hilarious..

and i know a few women that give a really good hj..

i see and raise you

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*sees both of those and raises you a seizure*

Picard will save us. He'll save us all.

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/b...rek/picard.gif

Walken and trippin'.

But who will save Indy?

Weird... this unfortunate child came into my daughter's Orthodontic office yesterday with his mother. He had a hand puppet....

Did he call it mr flibble? And was he wearing a red gingham dress?

Probably home schooled.

ain't nothing wrong with home schooling and/or inbreeding.. i am a product of both and i done reel good in life..

so the question stands, goto sleep or get up and face the day after not being able to sleep all night?

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b5...117_121901.jpg

Oooh the far side.

Kid looks like ricky smith from better off dead

:lol

Shit, you are right.

Duuude she bought me a gigantic royal clown knife for my bday

Got a nice spot bonus. Woot.

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Want to see if VS is paying attention to TWF anymore? I think we should have some fun over there.

http://www.twowheelforum.com/showthread.php?t=28483

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so I would say the answer is NO

Approve all

I just went over there to look because I never did before, anyway I found this neato video

http://www.dpccars.com/motorcycle-10...motorcycle.htm

Awesome especially on a full dressed HD. #1 advantage is gg to be the cruise control if it has it.

# 1 advantage is being able to wear assless chaps and get away with it.. HD ftw! (Now manufactured in India)..

I believe both of your points lack validation.

I can wear assless chaps cause you like it and defend my honor.

And India's HD's are now assembled there with the parts send over from here. No manufactuing is done there.

I'm not banned but my ability to post is indefinately suspended lol

Hey Gas, unban dave,OSP, and NTS

Fucking sweet

Make it so we can post 90000 x 10000 signatures again

I can't access the mod panel. It doesn't accept my password.

I can ban and approve stuff just can't get the the mod panel.

I can even see mod & admin corners...

Just resign up, I'll approve everybody.

Gas, approve trock over there.

clown knife smoked a goldfish. fuckin scales everywhere = awesome

Can anyone spot the problem?

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b5...120_182945.jpg

Bawhahaha. Hook a hair dryer and microwave up to it.

How the hell did that happen Zoom?

The screw was loose on the neutral. The house was built in 2002, it's been arching since. I thought the circuit tripped, turns out we were lucky and it just went didn't allow the circuit to complete so everything on it went dead.

This is the crap that burns homes down.

Another outlet on the same circuit...

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Good Operating Experience, take this for lessons learned and institute an EPRI recommended preventative maintenance plan. Digital Low Resistance checks could of found this issue. Also of note, no station personnel were injured because you were clear of the room when large loads were started.

zoom makes me glad my house was built in the fifties and is well sorted by now

Wiring degrades and some of the old wiring is not all that great.

Looks like ya'll done hired the wrong Mexicans....

Yep, that's Jose' and Carlos' work alright..

You don't hire mexicans for wiring. Brick work, yes, electricity, no...

Um....TEXAS, bro. Mexicans do almost all of the manual labor down there.:lol:

good point, remind me not to buy a house in Texas.

Place is overbuilt like a mofo. All is well

Everything's bigger in Texas, including the structure fires sparked by electrical douchebaggery.

Insulation is insulation, it doesn't matter if the wiring was made robust for what amperage you run. The insulation will degrade as time wears on. I imagine it may have already been replaced since the 50's if not you will have to replace the wiring eventually.

Like I said its sorted. :lol:

Unlike my cousins condo with the Vietnam era aluminum wiring

This.

Brick, stone, tile, drywall...

The first one found was the one with the cut wire. That was probably the result of the drywaller cutting out the outlet.

The other one, was the result of the dumb dumb not making sure ONE screw was tight. I have pulled the original permit. The inspector is now in business here - I am giving him the "opportunity" to come out and reinspect each covered outlet and switch to ensure there are no issues. With more than one, he is taking my offer :wink:

Ahhhh! Aluminum wiring.

Hey, youre not suppose to mix aluminum and copper wiring.
I dont care.
:facepalm:

War rationing is a mofo

I wish aluminum was just thought as another like back in the day when it didnt cost poop for it.

Well. Im gonna go have sex with my hand.

You stopped at some point?

I found out what human resources is and why women talk to them.

Sup fools!

FOOL!!!:lol:


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDFUBz8l5jQ

Holy shit, this night is dragging on.
I hate to say it, but I'd rather be working on my move. :rolleyes:

So would I. Welcome to preschool lol

These kids......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytHUb9U6i7I

ugh. the bottom of this site is super depressing :lol:

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snow + fireworks = lulz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yT7Lypf-Lg

Bored are we?

oh yeah

You could always fondle your nuts.

meh with the hydrocele its more like nut :lol:

i just read all 39 pages of the gym thread....

wow.

Those vids are lame

is this day over yet?

it's monday and 20" of snow are coming this way.. don't expect gasman to post too much when it does start.. he will be out there with a fine tooth comb trying to remove every spec of snow off his drive so he doesn't fall and break his princess tea set he takes to work every day..

And taking a thousand pictures of his progress

:lol

That is fucking awesome and so true.. nice work Dave :rockwoot:

Listen here fuckfaces... :gofurslf:

Here I am... posting on the morning of snowpocalypse. Between my house and at one of my work locations I have been plow, snow blowing, shoveling since 0610... about 3 hours in. Non stop.

Getting ready to leave here, snow blow/shovel my last station, then take the plow truck (have to borrow from other work location) & shovel to do 2 junctions. YEA.

Then do normal work as well.

F'in boss gave the "right of way" fucks the clear to not come in. But that never applies to "operations", we don't have a choice. Fuckers.

That sux, no snowpocalypse here just alot of ice. Staris and walkway at home were fun to navigate today, but hte roads werent too bad.

We have ice warnings here. Too bad it's from people's sprinkler systems going off last night - freezing, bursting and flooding the roads. Idiots.

I laugh from my couch.

I think we got about 18" of snow here on top of an inch of ice.

I guess youre supposed to drain them out before the cold weather hits. I dont have inground sprinklers so I wouldnt know :lol:

Or, maybe turn them off for the two nights when it's going to be below freezing. Maybe.

Assholes (res/com) leave their sprinklers on all year. The city finally gives fines for leaving them on during the winter. Of course people leave them on anyways. Probably too stupid/lazy to turn them off. Ive never understood watering grass during the winter. Shit comes back green in the spring watered or not.

Hell we've about drained a whole fucking lake. Having to tunnel to another one.

how much white shit u have gman?

This requires my favorite poster...

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Not shit... 7-8" probably. All F'in hype. You should have seen these morons the last few days, buying up EVERYTHING in the stores like they weren't going to get out for a month! A F'in joke!

I did have some crazy drifts though. knee & balls deep. I've been shoveling, plowing, snow blowing all freakin day... from 6am till about 3pm. I'm F'in beat!

im thinking chi'town got blasted bad, last report from a friend was 20 inches and still coming down

but 7-8 inches is knee/balls deep for your short ass :lol: