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azoomm 10-08-2010 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by KSGregman (Post 416336)
Toss back a few shrimp....you'll be fine....what's the worst thing that could happen? :rofl: :lmao:

Oh maaaaaan. :lol:

Particle Man 10-08-2010 05:54 PM

Ouch :lol

Dave 10-08-2010 09:32 PM

Who else is watching nlds play right now? Phils are killin' it! :)

Dave 10-08-2010 09:57 PM

i hate when i get drunk enough to loose my fuckin beer. srsly

Dave 10-08-2010 11:11 PM

ive got mixed feelings on the braves being shit, on one side i know we can pound the stuffing out of them so id rather they slow or defeat the giants. on the other hand my lil sis is a fucking traitor and is a braves fan since moving to ga with her husband and i LOOOVE hearing her cry when they get stomped.

Hydrant 10-09-2010 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 416470)
Who else is watching nlds play right now? Phils are killin' it! :)



Shut it. :lol



My god the Reds suck. I sat there and watched it and all it made me do was just drink and drink and drink some more. It started off like oh yea Phils are gonna get major asskicking for the previous game, then in traditional Cincinnati team fashion they fuck it up at the last 3/4 of the game (Reds, Bengals, UC)

I thought they might have a tough time with the Phils, but dayum.

Dave 10-09-2010 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Hydrant (Post 416556)
Shut it. :lol



My god the Reds suck. I sat there and watched it and all it made me do was just drink and drink and drink some more. It started off like oh yea Phils are gonna get major asskicking for the previous game, then in traditional Cincinnati team fashion they fuck it up at the last 3/4 of the game (Reds, Bengals, UC)

I thought they might have a tough time with the Phils, but dayum.

hah i was ready to lynch utley for those two throwing errors. ozwalt might have got his shit together if it wasnt for that. so much for all the worry about chapman eh? if i had a nickel for every scared call about that dude last week on 610 am :lol:

Dave 10-10-2010 11:10 PM

lookit all those sad faces, delicious :lol:

p.s. these tbs shmucks suck. next time im using the sync'ed radio coverge

t-homo 10-11-2010 12:09 AM

Picked up NHL 11 today. Game is fucking great.

Mudpuppy 10-12-2010 01:01 PM

still recovering from saturday.. it was a glorious day (up until the michigan loss and even then it still was a great day, other than the 3rd loss in a row).. did some shots, jello shots and margaritas at the tiki bar with Charles Woodson's Dad.. between my wife, BIL and me we polished off a gallon and 1-1/2 5ths of captain morgan.. along with many beers, shots, margaritas, etc. oh man i was hurting sunday and yesterday..

Rangerscott 10-13-2010 10:49 PM

Here's some food for thought. I wonder how many times a woman accidentally "gets off" during a month.

Be it leaning against a washer machine or riding a bike or cellphone on vibrate.

Hydrant 10-13-2010 11:10 PM

Things that make you go hmmmmm

Dave 10-13-2010 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 417563)
Here's some food for thought. I wonder how many times a woman accidentally "gets off" during a month.

Be it leaning against a washer machine or riding a bike or cellphone on vibrate.

carmen electra claims her first one came from a tight pair of pants and a bumpy schoolbus ride

azoomm 10-14-2010 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 417563)
Here's some food for thought. I wonder how many times a woman accidentally "gets off" during a month.

Be it leaning against a washer machine or riding a bike or cellphone on vibrate.

You think that's "accidental" :lol:

KSGregman 10-14-2010 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 417627)
You think that's "accidental" :lol:


Brag, brag, brag..... :lol:

Rangerscott 10-18-2010 06:41 PM

He's not from Kenya.

http://www.wimp.com/fastestgoalie/


Superman on the highways.


http://www.wimp.com/supermandelivery/

t-homo 10-18-2010 08:09 PM

Jesus fucking christ Rangerscott, are you getting paid by how many people visit pussybitch.com?

Rangerscott 10-18-2010 08:21 PM

Que?


Old cartoons are better.

http://www.wimp.com/pinkybrain/

Rangerscott 10-18-2010 08:35 PM

Move over dorky Segway. Your cool cousin is her to screw your girl.

http://www.wimp.com/dtvshredder/



Best skateboard trick eva!


http://www.wimp.com/ohwait/

marko138 10-19-2010 08:02 AM

Will not click your stupid links.

Trip 10-19-2010 08:32 AM

Someone discovered wimp for the first time, I see....

Rangerscott 10-19-2010 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 418697)
Someone discovered wimp for the first time, I see....

Nope

Mudpuppy 10-19-2010 09:55 AM

http://www.phuckpolitics.com/wp-cont...p_two_kids.gif

Dave 10-22-2010 10:36 PM

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...ang/qrcode.png

:rockwoot:

Mr Lefty 10-23-2010 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 419439)

:lol:

Trip 10-23-2010 12:38 AM

I am scared to scan that shit.

dReWpY 10-23-2010 04:32 AM

Overheard at the bar
"do you ever fantazie about anything"


"Yeah, everytime I jerk off online"

Particle Man 10-23-2010 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 417576)
carmen electra claims her first one came from a tight pair of pants and a bumpy schoolbus ride

The wheels on the bus go "oooooh"

:lol

Gas Man 10-23-2010 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 419461)
I am scared to scan that shit.

me too

Gas Man 10-23-2010 12:08 PM

i RECANT....

That's awesome!!! && I fully agree with the barcode

defector 10-23-2010 12:14 PM

Big day today. My kid is going for his CCS competition license this afternoon.

Dave 10-23-2010 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by defector (Post 419518)
Big day today. My kid is going for his CCS competition license this afternoon.

Coool

Mr Lefty 10-23-2010 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 419515)
i RECANT....

That's awesome!!! && I fully agree with the barcode

:lol: finally got the balls to scan it I see...


I scanned right away... maybe I should re-think that policy though knowing Dave... :lol:

Dave 10-23-2010 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by eBBs15 (Post 419541)
:lol: finally got the balls to scan it I see...


I scanned right away... maybe I should re-think that policy though knowing Dave... :lol:

Oh I'm mostly an ok guy, mostly :lol:

Actually I was thinking about making one for my bike with a link to the twf mobile site

Mr Lefty 10-23-2010 06:25 PM

:lol:

defector 10-23-2010 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by defector (Post 419518)
Big day today. My kid is going for his CCS competition license this afternoon.

Success! Got his license, and even dropped his lap times down enough to run with the B group in the afternoon. Great day. :rockwoot:

azoomm 10-23-2010 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by defector (Post 419555)
Success! Got his license, and even dropped his lap times down enough to run with the B group in the afternoon. Great day. :rockwoot:

Fantastic!! That's really awesome. :)

Gas Man 10-23-2010 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 419553)
Oh I'm mostly an ok guy, mostly :lol:

Actually I was thinking about making one for my bike with a link to the twf mobile site

That's actually a great idea. With our moto on it.

"Yeah we have off topic!"

Dave 10-24-2010 01:47 AM

i was thinking either a rectangle with the site name and code or simply the square code with the assumption being that someone interested enough in the bike to scan a random qr would likely be the kind of folks we like around here :lol: gotta see if it still works without the white

speaking of random...
[youtube]pgqTS3XcAuI&NR[/youtube]

dReWpY 10-24-2010 05:09 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfpHz...layer_embedded

Mr Lefty 10-24-2010 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 419610)
i was thinking either a rectangle with the site name and code or simply the square code with the assumption being that someone interested enough in the bike to scan a random qr would likely be the kind of folks we like around here :lol: gotta see if it still works without the white


that wouldn't be a bad idea... I could use it to point to trip reports..... that's if I ever actually do one :lol:

HurricaneHeather 10-24-2010 10:55 PM

I made a 173.3 MPH run today at the Texas Mile on a stock 2010 RSV4. Giggity. :D

dReWpY 10-24-2010 10:59 PM

thats awesome

Dave 10-24-2010 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather (Post 419752)
I made a 173.3 MPH run today at the Texas Mile on a stock 2010 RSV4. Giggity. :D

for the love of god pics.

HurricaneHeather 10-24-2010 11:04 PM

Soon. I just got home and most of the photographers had about 3000 pictures each, so it may be a while.

t-homo 10-24-2010 11:48 PM

that's awesome.

marko138 10-25-2010 09:38 AM

Really debated calling off today. But I'm off wednesday so I came to work.

tommymac 10-25-2010 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 419824)
Really debated calling off today. But I'm off wednesday so I came to work.

shoulda took off and came here, can help me do some house work then drink beer :)

marko138 10-25-2010 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 419828)
shoulda took off and came here, can help me do some house work then drink beer :)

Now you tell me. WTF. This would have been good information to have YESTERDAY.

tommymac 10-25-2010 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 419829)
Now you tell me. WTF. This would have been good information to have YESTERDAY.

well had I know YESTERDAY you were contemplating a day off I would have made the suggestion ;)

I was supposed to be ripping up summit or NJMP today but that fell through

marko138 10-25-2010 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 419832)
well had I know YESTERDAY you were contemplating a day off I would have made the suggestion ;)

I was supposed to be ripping up summit or NJMP today but that fell through

I'm always contemplating a day off. You should know that.

tommymac 10-25-2010 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 419834)
I'm always contemplating a day off. You should know that.

troof, I iwll figure something out over the next few weeks I have some weekend time off the following 2 weeks and got a tono fwork to do.

marko138 10-25-2010 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 419838)
troof, I iwll figure something out over the next few weeks I have some weekend time off the following 2 weeks and got a tono fwork to do.

I need a day to relax. I've been running every damn weekend this month. I'm just worn out.

tommymac 10-25-2010 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 419839)
I need a day to relax. I've been running every damn weekend this month. I'm just worn out.

I hear ya some days off I plan to do all this stuff and just slack off and do nothing.

Mudpuppy 10-25-2010 01:38 PM

couple of weeks ago i was forced to take monday off after a long busy weekend.. i needed some time to rest.. 1 day really wasn't enough..

HurricaneHeather 10-25-2010 10:49 PM

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This is the only picture I have so far. This is sitting on the line about to go.

Dave 10-25-2010 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather (Post 420011)
This is the only picture I have so far. This is sitting on the line about to go.

leathers fail :lol: nice pic though

HurricaneHeather 10-25-2010 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 420013)
leathers fail :lol: nice pic though

:lol:

I know...it's all I had.

Dave 10-25-2010 11:27 PM

more'n what i got :lol: howd you like it?

HurricaneHeather 10-25-2010 11:41 PM

The level of giddy-ness I reached was beyond comparison. You would have thought I just won the lottery.

Gas Man 10-26-2010 10:24 AM

Looks great heather. I'm so jealous.

ontwo 10-26-2010 11:38 AM

Awesome Heather!

Rangerscott 10-26-2010 10:47 PM

The baby maker

http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/2027435731.html

ontwo 10-26-2010 11:01 PM

:lol

HurricaneHeather 10-27-2010 01:22 AM

http://hybred.smugmug.com/Texas-Mile...549_HL3iE-A-LB

dReWpY 10-27-2010 01:24 AM

bored

dReWpY 10-27-2010 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 420361)

that actually looks like a good deal

ceo012384 10-27-2010 10:03 AM

Good morning.

KSGregman 10-27-2010 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather (Post 420394)

Get on it, Heather!! That looks like fun!

Mudpuppy 10-28-2010 02:00 PM

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:b...bronze.jpg&t=1

Trip 11-01-2010 11:08 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X60mrYO1UU

t-homo 11-02-2010 12:28 AM

Started my job today selling insurance. Had a great day, mostly learning about different companies we sell and tailing the main agent.

Trip 11-02-2010 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 422193)
Started my job today selling insurance. Had a great day, mostly learning about different companies we sell and tailing the main agent.

Good luck, I hear that's a tough business with the way the economy is and people not really spending money on things like insurance.

t-homo 11-02-2010 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 422194)
Good luck, I hear that's a tough business with the way the economy is and people not really spending money on things like insurance.

Thanks. Insurance is one of those things people would rather just forget existed. As much as they hate writing a check every six months, they hate shopping around for it more.

Luckily for me, starting out I am on partial salary and partial commission. Starting out 100% commission is almost impossible trying to learn and sell while still having barely enough money to live on.

ontwo 11-02-2010 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 422197)
Thanks. Insurance is one of those things people would rather just forget existed. As much as they hate writing a check every six months, they hate shopping around for it more.

Luckily for me, starting out I am on partial salary and partial commission. Starting out 100% commission is almost impossible trying to learn and sell while still having barely enough money to live on.

Good luck dude

t-homo 11-02-2010 09:12 PM

thanks bro.

Particle Man 11-02-2010 10:08 PM

it's a rough job, that's for sure. a lot of moving parts.

dReWpY 11-04-2010 08:39 AM

i burnt the shit out of my lip with H2SO4 today/ last night

running on fumes... 53 of the last 72 hours has been spent at school in the lab, 12 at the bar and 7 asleep... FML!

Mudpuppy 11-04-2010 09:35 AM

this is what i call a good saturday:

http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o...103010142r.jpg

http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o...103010189r.jpg

Dave 11-04-2010 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Mudpuppy (Post 422929)

I see no tits

tommymac 11-04-2010 11:41 AM

I bet the birds feel otherwise LOL

Mudpuppy 11-04-2010 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 422960)
I see no tits

that would be the night before.. :boobs:

Mudpuppy 11-04-2010 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 422968)
I bet the birds feel otherwise LOL

straight from the duck's mouth - not a happy camper:

http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o...103010054r.jpg

t-homo 11-04-2010 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mudpuppy (Post 422995)
straight from the duck's mouth - not a happy camper:

http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o...103010054r.jpg

Duck season here just opened Saturday. I was hoping to go, but wasn't able to. My dad and uncle killed 3 wood ducks. Hoping to go at least one day this weekend then next thursday we have a few people from the office going on a hunt together.

t-homo 11-04-2010 06:33 PM

Goose season here doesn't start till the day after thanksgiving. We normally see a lot more geese than ducks. On a positive not, the limit for canadians bumped up from 2 to 3 this year.

Dave 11-04-2010 07:40 PM

Halp she's beating me with Bacon!

azoomm 11-04-2010 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 423179)
Halp she's beating me with Bacon!

Crispy, limp or chewy?

Dave 11-04-2010 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 423209)
Crispy, limp or chewy?

Frozen. I was acting up in shoprite :lol

Gas Man 11-05-2010 08:16 AM

I got my 3 remaining wisdom teeth yanked yesterday. YEA!

marko138 11-05-2010 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 423257)
I got my 3 remaining wisdom teeth yanked yesterday. YEA!

SuckFest. Bet you got some good drugs tho.

Gas Man 11-05-2010 08:48 AM

I will carry on in my other thread about it...

Mudpuppy 11-05-2010 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 423263)
I will carry on in my other thread about it...

why did you go off topic?

:whosr:

Gas Man 11-05-2010 02:47 PM

just cause... I wanted to. What the F is it to ya? Jeeesh

Mudpuppy 11-05-2010 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 423368)
just cause... I wanted to. What the F is it to ya? Jeeesh

nothing i was just bored

Rider 11-05-2010 04:13 PM

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Suck it biotch!!!

marko138 11-05-2010 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider (Post 423412)
Suck it biotch!!!

YES! Nice job.

Rider 11-05-2010 04:36 PM

My new jobs blocks this site but you mothers fuckers don't care if i post anyway. Peace out, I got a concert to go to!:boobs:

t-homo 11-05-2010 06:42 PM

So I got my last paycheck from my old job today. I was supposed to have 30 hours on it from the last week i was there, but they only paid me for 10.25 hours from the weekend before. Fucking pissed. I guess I'll call in Monday and see if I can figure it out.

HurricaneHeather 11-07-2010 12:29 AM

A couple of video reenactments about my job at the Texas Mile. :lol:

First one my fellow tech inspector made. Something frighteningly similar to this actually happened:

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7570725

This one a participant made:

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7586535

derf 11-07-2010 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather (Post 423628)
A couple of video reenactments about my job at the Texas Mile. :lol:

First one my fellow tech inspector made. Something frighteningly similar to this actually happened:

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7570725

This one a participant made:

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7586535

Heather the tech bimbo, hehehe


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