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Dave 09-13-2010 09:09 AM

Its one of those things that will probably amuse only me, maybe apoc and some of the other ps3 fans'll get a kick out of it though

marko138 09-13-2010 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 408269)
I don't get it...

No one does.

the chi 09-13-2010 10:13 AM

Passed my first exam...woohoo!

Amber Lamps 09-13-2010 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 408269)
I don't get it...

He's "ported" Halo to his laptop and he can use his PS3 controller with it so.... He is thumbing his nose at Bill Gates by using superior Sony equipment to play a Microsoft game.

Ummm...it would be like putting a Honda engine in a Harley bike...

Dave 09-13-2010 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 408305)
He's "ported" Halo to his laptop and he can use his PS3 controller with it so.... He is thumbing his nose at Bill Gates by using superior Sony equipment to play a Microsoft game.

Ummm...it would be like putting a Honda engine in a Harley bike...

Bingo

Wonder how a hawk 647 would look in a sporty frame? Overworked probably :lol:

Trip 09-13-2010 11:02 AM

Are you using windows? If so, fail. :lol:

Dave 09-13-2010 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 408316)
Are you using windows? If so, fail. :lol:

Yeah the same second hand copy of xp that I've moved from computer to computer for the last six years. Still didn't get my money :P

Mudpuppy 09-13-2010 11:31 AM

xp

Amber Lamps 09-13-2010 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 408316)
Are you using windows? If so, fail. :lol:

Haha!

Trip 09-13-2010 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 408325)
Yeah the same second hand copy of xp that I've moved from computer to computer for the last six years. Still didn't get my money :P

I guess you thought it was abandoned...

Dave 09-13-2010 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 408398)
I guess you thought it was abandoned...

Yeah abandoned in the box of my refurbed gateway lol.

TopGun 09-13-2010 11:03 PM

Been awhile since I been here, hows everyone doing?

Gas Man 09-14-2010 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopGun (Post 408512)
Been awhile since I been here, hows everyone doing?

Shitty. You?

defector 09-14-2010 10:48 AM

Phil Davison is my new political hero.

Cutty72 09-14-2010 11:23 AM

Boobs, I like them :boobs:

Mudpuppy 09-14-2010 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopGun (Post 408512)
Been awhile since I been here, hows everyone doing?

Hey mikey.. good to c u.. everyone is perky and bouncy here (ish) :boobs:

TopGun 09-14-2010 10:32 PM

Gas why so shitty? :lol:

MP you pudwhacker!! whats up Bro? whatcha been doing? Good to see ya carrying on your posting duties around the web.

Mudpuppy 09-15-2010 02:23 PM

i do what i can.. i helped al gore invent the web after all.. that's what all my fans here say.. that and i cuss too much??? bullfuckingshit..

dReWpY 09-15-2010 02:25 PM

fuck that shit

Mudpuppy 09-15-2010 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 409136)
fuck that shit

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...0f/Exactly.png

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/fingerouch.jpg

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/laser_scope.jpg

Rangerscott 09-15-2010 11:02 PM

<------These boobs. They are awesome!

Rider 09-16-2010 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rangerscott (Post 409288)
<------these boobs. They are awesome!

qft

marko138 09-16-2010 08:58 AM

Took the day off work to go golfing.

ontwo 09-16-2010 09:18 AM

Have fun. I fucking hate that game :lol:

marko138 09-16-2010 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ontwo (Post 409356)
Have fun. I fucking hate that game :lol:

Me too. :lol:

Gas Man 09-16-2010 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopGun (Post 408920)
Gas why so shitty? :lol:

MP you pudwhacker!! whats up Bro? whatcha been doing? Good to see ya carrying on your posting duties around the web.

Working too much... you?

Mudpuppy 09-16-2010 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 409384)
Working too much... you?

that and he has sand in his mangina..

Gas Man 09-16-2010 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mudpuppy (Post 409387)
that and he has sand in his mangina..

Quoted for mis representation... it's now a pearl cause it's been in there so long. So FU

TopGun 09-16-2010 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 409384)
Working too much... you?

I just got back to work after being laid off. other then that, not much.

Mudpuppy 09-17-2010 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopGun (Post 409482)
I just got back to work after being laid off. other then that, not much.

Glad you are back to work. Now you can buy me a new bike for christmas and Chris will show you his man :boobs: as compensation. Great deal I think.

Dave 09-17-2010 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 409288)
<------These boobs. They are awesome!

I still demand a fullsize goddamit

Gas Man 09-18-2010 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopGun (Post 409482)
I just got back to work after being laid off. other then that, not much.

I bet that feels good!

Mudpuppy 09-20-2010 10:12 AM

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:4...ecurve.jpg&t=1

t-homo 09-20-2010 01:22 PM

nice!

azoomm 09-20-2010 09:49 PM

I got to work as an extra today on My Generation... I'll be back there again tomorrow.

Adeptus_Minor 09-21-2010 01:12 AM

Finally starting to feel the breakup tonight.
Guess it's like exercise...takes a couple of days to hurt. :shrug:

marko138 09-21-2010 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 410539)
I got to work as an extra today on My Generation... I'll be back there again tomorrow.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor (Post 410571)
Finally starting to feel the breakup tonight.
Guess it's like exercise...takes a couple of days to hurt. :shrug:

Not sure what either of these means, but best of luck to you both.

azoomm 09-21-2010 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 410591)
Not sure what either of these means, but best of luck to you both.

I'm working on the set if a sitcom that premieres on ABC tomorrow night... My Generation.

He is going thru a breakup with his girlfriend. :(

Dave 09-21-2010 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor (Post 410571)
Finally starting to feel the breakup tonight.
Guess it's like exercise...takes a couple of days to hurt. :shrug:

Start with alcohol, finish with naked pictures in darkalley

Dave 09-21-2010 08:49 AM

Phils were awesome last night. Words can't describe cb park with 44,256 people in it cheering

ontwo 09-21-2010 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mudpuppy (Post 410270)

Truly awesome.

Mornin all

Rider 09-21-2010 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mudpuppy (Post 410270)

Now see, my day is almost exactly opposite.

ontwo 09-21-2010 09:58 AM

So you start off with thoughts of triple shotgun murder :lol:

Rider 09-21-2010 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ontwo (Post 410634)
So you start off with thoughts of triple shotgun murder :lol:

The second I step through the front door. :lol

marko138 09-21-2010 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider (Post 410637)
The second I step through the front door. :lol

You gotta relax, son.


I don't have a care in the world.

ontwo 09-21-2010 10:14 AM

:lol

Rider 09-21-2010 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 410642)
You gotta relax, son.


I don't have a care in the world.

If you worked with engineers you'd share my feelings. Egotistical, know it all, sonovabitches, with no sense of humor or social skills of any kind. Take Trip for instance..... :lol

Mudpuppy 09-21-2010 10:20 AM

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/...g_work_bad.jpg

http://www.gamesfree.ca/wg_images/im...e_ca_drunk.jpg

marko138 09-21-2010 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider (Post 410645)
If you worked with engineers you'd share my feelings. Egotistical, know it all, sonovabitches, with no sense of humor or social skills of any kind. Take Trip for instance..... :lol

Hmm...point taken.

Dave 09-21-2010 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mudpuppy (Post 410646)

This looks like the aftermath of one of my parties :lmao:



Correction: it was 45,256 :eek:

Adeptus_Minor 09-21-2010 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 410611)
Start with alcohol, finish with naked pictures in darkalley

Got the alcohol part covered.

Posting or looking at?

Dave 09-21-2010 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor (Post 410669)
Got the alcohol part covered.

Posting or looking at?

Either works, posting helps satisfy revenge instincts though

Mudpuppy 09-21-2010 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 410650)
This looks like the aftermath of one of my parties :lmao:



Correction: it was 45,256 :eek:

I have to come to one of your parties then..

Dave 09-21-2010 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mudpuppy (Post 410713)
I have to come to one of your parties then..

Ill just say that I know for a fact a number of non residents got laid at my house and leave it at that :lol:

Dave 09-22-2010 01:33 AM

anyone else still up?

Amber Lamps 09-22-2010 02:00 AM

I got new boots...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...#ht_942wt_1165

Brand new A* Supertechs...$150 w00t

Dave 09-22-2010 02:08 AM

nice. wont match your bike though

ontwo 09-22-2010 11:19 AM

Great MP :lol:

Mudpuppy 09-22-2010 11:50 AM

i think jesus deleted them?

Dnyce 09-22-2010 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 410966)
I got new boots...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...#ht_942wt_1165

Brand new A* Supertechs...$150 w00t

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 410968)
nice. wont match your bike though


or will it???????

Dave 09-22-2010 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dnyce (Post 411109)
or will it???????

Maybe he'll go blue to red, never know

Dnyce 09-22-2010 12:44 PM

can never tell with that guy

ontwo 09-22-2010 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mudpuppy (Post 411102)
i think jesus deleted them?

Damnit Jesus. Quit fucking with the forum :lol:

dReWpY 09-22-2010 01:47 PM

Yes, god,


All religous stuff is left for the war room, it tends to mess with the nancys' mind

Amber Lamps 09-22-2010 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dnyce (Post 411131)
can never tell with that guy


No you can't... I'm seriously considering a red/black 1k with 8000 miles ... $5k completely stock. It's an 07 so is try to scrape up a Taylor Made exhaust if I do it. The Lucky Strike rep is still a.possibility for my existing bike. Otherwise the boots are just a good investment for $150 . BTW if anyone knows someone who needs a pair size 12 let me know. Is let them go for $200 plus shipping.

marko138 09-22-2010 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 411181)
No you can't... I'm seriously considering a red/black 1k with 8000 miles ... $5k completely stock. It's an 07 so is try to scrape up a Taylor Made exhaust if I do it. The Lucky Strike rep is still a.possibility for my existing bike. Otherwise the boots are just a good investment for $150 . BTW if anyone knows someone who needs a pair size 12 let me know. Is let them go for $200 plus shipping.

I need an 11. Peruse ebay every so often for a good score like that...but come up empty.

Mudpuppy 09-23-2010 11:03 AM

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-co...er-500x450.jpg

Cutty72 09-23-2010 11:29 AM

and then...

Dave 09-23-2010 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mudpuppy (Post 411395)

Seriously, what with tzeentch being in the white house and all

Rider 09-23-2010 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 411402)
and then...

No and then

marko138 09-23-2010 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider (Post 411439)
No and then

:lol:

CrazyKell 09-23-2010 04:29 PM

Stupid stupid people.

Someone with the same name as me has an email address that's very similar. I often get emails for this person. I usually reply to the person emailing to let them know they have the wrong address so the person they're looking for doesn't get shafted by not getting the info they need.

A real estate agent hasn't gotten the message and continually emails me.

So today I finally replied with "please stop emailing me. YOu have the wrong person."

To which she replied "wow. harsh"

To which I replied:
Not harsh at all. You read far too much into my email.

I continually get emails for someone named Kelly Gibbons that has an email address similar to mine. And rather than being "harsh" I simply let people know they have the wrong person so the real person they're looking for doesn't miss out on important information.

Not exactly a good business impression you're giving with snotty email replies like that.


She wrote back again:
Wow. Harsh.

So I wrote back:
Harsh would be telling you to fuck right off. I haven't done that....yet.

:lmao:

Rider 09-23-2010 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 411493)
Stupid stupid people.

Someone with the same name as me has an email address that's very similar. I often get emails for this person. I usually reply to the person emailing to let them know they have the wrong address so the person they're looking for doesn't get shafted by not getting the info they need.

A real estate agent hasn't gotten the message and continually emails me.

So today I finally replied with "please stop emailing me. YOu have the wrong person."

To which she replied "wow. harsh"

To which I replied:
Not harsh at all. You read far too much into my email.

I continually get emails for someone named Kelly Gibbons that has an email address similar to mine. And rather than being "harsh" I simply let people know they have the wrong person so the real person they're looking for doesn't miss out on important information.

Not exactly a good business impression you're giving with snotty email replies like that.


She wrote back again:
Wow. Harsh.

So I wrote back:
Harsh would be telling you to fuck right off. I haven't done that....yet.

:lmao:

You have a hell of a lot more patience than I do. After the first email they would have been on my blocked senders list with no reply.

CrazyKell 09-23-2010 04:41 PM

She replied back with "quite a lady". :lmao:

Particle Man 09-23-2010 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 411497)
She replied back with "quite a lady". :lmao:

:lol
Nice

TopGun 09-24-2010 09:37 AM

Should have told her "no, a real lady would have told you to fuck off and smiled while she handed you a glass of lemonade."

Mudpuppy 09-24-2010 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopGun (Post 411615)
Should have told her "no, a real lady would have told you to fuck off and smiled while she handed you a glass of lemonade."

you forgot while giving you a hj under the table

t-homo 09-24-2010 12:26 PM

Yeah, that is the civilized professional thing to do.

CrazyKell 09-24-2010 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-homo (Post 411668)
Yeah, that is the civilized professional thing to do.

this is a personal email address.

the chi 09-24-2010 01:47 PM

So, true story...weird story.

Awhile back there was this person I was describing to my hubby that was a real jerk, lying stealing, and being a general SOB...the day after telling my hubby that, dude died. Same thing happened with somebody else within a couple weeks.

I've been a disgruntled employee cuz my boss is a lazy _ _ _ _. I finally decided to have a sit down and calmly try to work things out. That night she pretty much has a heart attack. She didn't die.

So, um, if I talk about them, they die. If I talk to them, they sicken.

Moral of the story? Don't piss me off.

Kidding. But seriously, how weird is that?!

CrazyKell 09-24-2010 01:53 PM

Very weird.

I'm surprised I didn't die. :lmao: ;)

Dave 09-24-2010 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the chi (Post 411689)
So, true story...weird story.

Awhile back there was this person I was describing to my hubby that was a real jerk, lying stealing, and being a general SOB...the day after telling my hubby that, dude died. Same thing happened with somebody else within a couple weeks.

I've been a disgruntled employee cuz my boss is a lazy _ _ _ _. I finally decided to have a sit down and calmly try to work things out. That night she pretty much has a heart attack. She didn't die.

So, um, if I talk about them, they die. If I talk to them, they sicken.

Moral of the story? Don't piss me off.

Kidding. But seriously, how weird is that?!

Rae is the real kira!

the chi 09-24-2010 02:24 PM

Do I want to know who that is?

Dave 09-24-2010 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the chi (Post 411708)
Do I want to know who that is?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Note

KSGregman 09-24-2010 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the chi (Post 411689)
So, true story...weird story.

Awhile back there was this person I was describing to my hubby that was a real jerk, lying stealing, and being a general SOB...the day after telling my hubby that, dude died. Same thing happened with somebody else within a couple weeks.

I've been a disgruntled employee cuz my boss is a lazy _ _ _ _. I finally decided to have a sit down and calmly try to work things out. That night she pretty much has a heart attack. She didn't die.

So, um, if I talk about them, they die. If I talk to them, they sicken.

Moral of the story? Don't piss me off.

Kidding. But seriously, how weird is that?!

Would you consider talking about someone I know.....on a commission basis or something? :lmao:

defector 09-24-2010 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the chi (Post 411689)
So, true story...weird story.

Awhile back there was this person I was describing to my hubby that was a real jerk, lying stealing, and being a general SOB...the day after telling my hubby that, dude died. Same thing happened with somebody else within a couple weeks.

I've been a disgruntled employee cuz my boss is a lazy _ _ _ _. I finally decided to have a sit down and calmly try to work things out. That night she pretty much has a heart attack. She didn't die.

So, um, if I talk about them, they die. If I talk to them, they sicken.

Moral of the story? Don't piss me off.

Kidding. But seriously, how weird is that?!

There's a crisp 20 in it for you if you call my MIL. Don't kill her, just put the fear in her. :lol

the chi 09-24-2010 04:26 PM

:lol: You guys are horrible.

That whole death note thing is super creepy Dave...

Dave 09-24-2010 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the chi (Post 411741)
:lol: You guys are horrible.

That whole death note thing is super creepy Dave...

Hey, you're the one killing people :lol:

KSGregman 09-24-2010 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the chi (Post 411741)
:lol: You guys are horrible.

We gotta stick to what we're good at in life..... :lmao:

Now, about this death touch ability of yours.....what's it gonna take for you to call this person I know? You know....to sicken them a lot of bit? :rofl: :lmao:

Trip 09-25-2010 12:48 AM

I am officially an elbow dragger. Granted it was on thw fiddy, but no tricks or bs, I drug an elbow and rode it out.

Gas Man 09-25-2010 01:06 AM

Trip we don't want to hear abt ur homo exploits. :lol

Trip 09-25-2010 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 411798)
Trip we don't want to hear abt ur homo exploits. :lol

are you turning into Ebbs, thinking homo thoughts over moto

Rangerscott 09-25-2010 05:57 PM

Boob reductions. It's like slapping God in the face.

Dave 09-25-2010 07:26 PM

Nothing lik discovering that crazy hot chick at your grandfathers funeral is your blood cousin...and only seventeen :lol:

















































Hell, I'm going there :lmao:

Trip 09-25-2010 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 411902)
crazy hot chick....your grandfathers funeral

Should of known since you were at a family thing, lol

Dave 09-25-2010 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 411904)
Should of known since you were at a family thing, lol

he divorced my maternal in the 70s, there was a pretty good chance :lol:

Adeptus_Minor 09-25-2010 11:24 PM

heavy steak dinner + not being able to sleep properly all week + wine + no girlfriend to do anything with = ... well... I don't know, but it isn't 42

Gas Man 09-26-2010 01:08 AM

I've been called worse trip.

Now I'm just cold in this tent.

Cave just passed out.

Dave 09-26-2010 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 411929)
I've been called worse trip.

Now I'm just cold in this tent.

Cave just passed out.

Snuggle time! Its not gay if you're cold

Adeptus_Minor 09-26-2010 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 411936)
Snuggle time! Its not gay if you're cold

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaieFRHScyY


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