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Mudpuppy 06-28-2010 02:32 PM

back and i dig that gif as well - hard to stop staring..

Cutty72 06-28-2010 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 387342)
Bullshit. Optimus might as well have said TRANSFORM AND PRODUCT PLACE :lol:
Plus their military advisor should have been skinned alive roasted on a spit for that grievous misrepresentation of the armed services

Military misrepresentation is so much the norm now that instead of looking for what they did wrong, I look for what they did right. It's a shorter list. :lol

Rangerscott 06-28-2010 08:19 PM

What did they do wrong military wise? I didn't pay attention. Fox is not an actress. She's a prop. Shia doesn't bug me.

azoomm 06-28-2010 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 387639)
Military misrepresentation is so much the norm now that instead of looking for what they did wrong, I look for what they did right. It's a shorter list. :lol

Really?

Y'all are going to argue "Military Misrepresentation" in a movie about intelligent objects that transform from cars to robots? :skep:

marko138 06-28-2010 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 387710)
Really?

Y'all are going to argue "Military Misrepresentation" in a movie about intelligent objects that transform from cars to robots? :skep:

Excellent point.

derf 06-28-2010 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 387710)
Really?

Y'all are going to argue "Military Misrepresentation" in a movie about intelligent objects that transform from cars to robots? :skep:

Yes, now go back to your corner and let us adults have a real conversation about important topics

azoomm 06-28-2010 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf (Post 387742)
Yes, now go back to your corner and let us adults have a real conversation about important topics

You're so cute when you're tall [online].

:nee:

derf 06-28-2010 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 387703)
What did they do wrong military wise? I didn't pay attention. Fox is not an actress. She's a prop. Shia doesn't bug me.

First off, the air force did something without a mint on thepillow of thier hotel room 10,000 thread count pillows.

Shia la buffoon has been in the worst movies that ruined my childhood franchises, or did you forget something called a crystal skull

njchopper87 06-28-2010 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf (Post 387745)
First off, the air force did something without a mint on thepillow of thier hotel room 10,000 thread count pillows.

Shia la buffoon has been in the worst movies that ruined my childhood franchises, or did you forget something called a crystal skull

You said something about pillows.. that's about all I got out of that.

I just watched that shit last night.. My smile turned into a frown and I quickly found it hard to stay awake. Horrible movie.. I have nothing against Shia though..

Rangerscott 06-28-2010 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf (Post 387745)
First off, the air force did something without a mint on thepillow of thier hotel room 10,000 thread count pillows.

Shia la buffoon has been in the worst movies that ruined my childhood franchises, or did you forget something called a crystal skull


Didn't watch it. He didnt ruin that movie. Spelberg did.

njchopper87 06-29-2010 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 387754)
Didn't watch it. He didnt ruin that movie. Spelberg did.

This. It had his antics all over it.. I wanted to stab someone.

Cutty72 06-29-2010 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 387710)
Really?

Y'all are going to argue "Military Misrepresentation" in a movie about intelligent objects that transform from cars to robots? :skep:

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf (Post 387742)
Yes, now go back to your corner and let us adults have a real conversation about important topics

Yup. It's what we military folk do.

Trip 06-29-2010 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf (Post 387742)
Yes, now go back to your corner and let us adults have a real conversation about important topics

I guess we should be realistic in transformers and include scenes of the military dancing to Lady Gaga in full costume.

Cutty72 06-29-2010 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 387889)
I guess we should be realistic in transformers and include scenes of the military dancing to Lady Gaga in full costume.

Of course.

Trip 06-29-2010 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 387891)
Of course.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haHXgFU7qNI

Dave 06-29-2010 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 387703)
What did they do wrong military wise? I didn't pay attention. Fox is not an actress. She's a prop. Shia doesn't bug me.

Open shirt, five o clock shadow, saying every type of weapon in the arsenal has "sabot" rounds. Etc

Dave 06-29-2010 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 387710)
Really?

Y'all are going to argue "Military Misrepresentation" in a movie about intelligent objects that transform from cars to robots? :skep:

The fucking cartoon had a better plot. Hell the eighties movies DESTROYS the live action shit. it starred orson fucking welles fer godsakes

Cutty72 06-29-2010 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 387909)
Open shirt, five o clock shadow, saying every type of weapon in the arsenal has "sabot" rounds. Etc

But that's the only way to really be bad ass! :lol:

Dave 06-29-2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 387964)
But that's the only way to really be bad ass! :lol:

You could be like that guy in gi joe with his dog tags bouncing off his chest all the time. :lol: my BIL is in the airforce and thought that was the best movie ever :lol:

Trip 06-29-2010 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 387909)
Open shirt, five o clock shadow, saying every type of weapon in the arsenal has "sabot" rounds. Etc

This is like me complaining that Doc Brown says "Jiggawatts" in Back to the Future...

derf 06-29-2010 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 387974)
This is like me complaining that Doc Brown says "Jiggawatts" in Back to the Future...

Jigga who?

Dave 06-29-2010 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 387974)
This is like me complaining that Doc Brown says "Jiggawatts" in Back to the Future...

what the heck is a jiggawatt?

derf 06-29-2010 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 388003)
what the heck is a jiggawatt?

Ask Jay Z

Amber Lamps 06-29-2010 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 388003)
what the heck is a jiggawatt?

Gigawatt....1,000,000,000 watts

Dave 06-29-2010 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 388045)
Gigawatt....1,000,000,000 watts

Duuuuuuude I know 1985 was a long time ago but that's hardly an excuse :lol:

Amber Lamps 06-29-2010 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 388047)
Duuuuuuude I know 1985 was a long time ago but that's hardly an excuse :lol:

What, am I wrong? Shoot, I should have looked it up!:lol:

t-homo 06-29-2010 09:48 PM

noob.

Rangerscott 06-29-2010 10:12 PM

Get your shake weight for $18

http://www.taylorgifts.com/item/SHAKE_WEIGHT/31630

derf 06-29-2010 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 388123)

my sister n law has that, biggest piece of crap that doesnt work ever. speaking of that, how do i save on porn?

Trip 06-29-2010 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 388003)
what the heck is a jiggawatt?

http://forum.ecoustics.com/bbs/messages/4/601264.jpg

Dave 06-30-2010 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf (Post 388129)
speaking of that, how do i save on porn?

4chan. period :lol:

dReWpY 06-30-2010 04:08 AM

lolz
anyone awake?

Dave 06-30-2010 09:46 AM

Just clocked in and shambling in a zombielike fashion towards my work van

LeeNetworX 06-30-2010 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 386445)
Go Bots is where it's at.

Leader 1 was a pussy; he would be Optimus Prime's bitch. Hell, he'd even be Rodimus Prime's bitch.

Mudpuppy 07-01-2010 10:28 AM

http://bkmarcus.com/blog/images/randomflame.jpg

Dave 07-01-2010 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX (Post 388661)
Leader 1 was a pussy; he would be Optimus Prime's bitch. Hell, he'd even be Rodimus Prime's bitch.

Ultra magnus gets sloppy seconds

Cutty72 07-01-2010 04:46 PM

School complete!
Graduation tomorrow and travel home, unpack, repack, go to parents for class reunion.
should be an interesting weekend.

caveman 07-02-2010 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 387342)
Bullshit. Optimus might as well have said TRANSFORM AND PRODUCT PLACE :lol:
Plus their military advisor should have been skinned alive roasted on a spit for that grievous misrepresentation of the armed services

I was always under the impression that they had to screw something up on the uni's and make the military in the movie appear to be different from our actual armed forces as a requirement. Just to make sure that they don't show a possible actual person's rank and name and uni in said movie. Just like they always use phone numbers that start with 555. Things like that. Most of the time in every movie with an Army Uni in it I can spot at least 3 things wrong with it.

Well, what ever I liked the movie. Cool story about a product line that I loved as a child. Now the GI Joe movie.....well, it wasn't a product line that I purchased or had any toys of when I was a kid but.... What the hell did they do? They didn't represent any Navy, Air Force.....which is what the original did. Where is SGT Slaughter? Where is that crazy ass Navy guy in the work blues and dixie cup hat? And call me crazy but I never saw any damn Bionic suits that made the soldiers any better what a crock of CRAP.... Peeps who made GI Joe, Go :gofurslf:

Mudpuppy 07-02-2010 03:43 PM

Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom would probably admonish us also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone.
- Sigmund Freud

Dave 07-02-2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by caveman (Post 389198)
I was always under the impression that they had to screw something up on the uni's and make the military in the movie appear to be different from our actual armed forces as a requirement. Just to make sure that they don't show a possible actual person's rank and name and uni in said movie. Just like they always use phone numbers that start with 555. Things like that. Most of the time in every movie with an Army Uni in it I can spot at least 3 things wrong with it.

Well, what ever I liked the movie. Cool story about a product line that I loved as a child. Now the GI Joe movie.....well, it wasn't a product line that I purchased or had any toys of when I was a kid but.... What the hell did they do? They didn't represent any Navy, Air Force.....which is what the original did. Where is SGT Slaughter? Where is that crazy ass Navy guy in the work blues and dixie cup hat? And call me crazy but I never saw any damn Bionic suits that made the soldiers any better what a crock of CRAP.... Peeps who made GI Joe, Go :gofurslf:

Shipwreck, dude was awesome

LeeNetworX 07-02-2010 08:53 PM

http://danielfelton.com/images/random/rickroll1.gif

azoomm 07-02-2010 09:27 PM

My new favorite rainy day website: www.27bslash6.com

dReWpY 07-02-2010 11:08 PM

Twfix - /b/ of the mc community

Rangerscott 07-03-2010 12:16 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w

Mr Lefty 07-03-2010 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rangerscott (Post 389618)

wtf?

Dave 07-03-2010 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 389600)
Twfix - /b/ of the mc community

lol troof

Dave 07-04-2010 08:18 PM

Watching paul rogers on stage at the local park, there's a certain irony in having a brit headline a july 4th "freedom rock" concert :lol:

Rangerscott 07-04-2010 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eBBs15 (Post 389689)
wtf?

Exactly.

Trip 07-05-2010 02:02 AM

I drug a knee on a jetski, LOL. It was a big three man jetski, so it wasn't on stand up either. And I stayed on and didn't flip.

HurricaneHeather 07-05-2010 02:32 AM

I somehow allowed sparkly hearts and stars to be temp tattooed to my arms and legs.

Why did I agree to work tomorrow? :no:

Amber Lamps 07-05-2010 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather (Post 390144)
I somehow allowed sparkly hearts and stars to be temp tattooed to my arms and legs.

Why did I agree to work tomorrow? :no:

You needed "nail money"?...:lol: Alright, that's the last dig about the nails!!! I volunteered to work today but they cancelled because the main office is closed anyway...

HurricaneHeather 07-05-2010 01:01 PM

Oh you should see the nails now. :lol:

Amber Lamps 07-05-2010 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather (Post 390254)
Oh you should see the nails now. :lol:

Oh I'd love to baby!!!

Mudpuppy 07-06-2010 11:50 AM

back on a tuesday..

Dave 07-06-2010 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 390308)
Oh I'd love to baby!!!

I don't care what they look like as long as they leave marks ;) lol

HurricaneHeather 07-07-2010 11:21 PM

Buying a house! :D

Amber Lamps 07-08-2010 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather (Post 391228)
Buying a house! :D

Wow you must get paid serious overtime.!!!

azoomm 07-08-2010 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 391270)
Wow you must get paid serious overtime.!!!

I know! Those nails are wicked expensive.

Amber Lamps 07-08-2010 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 391295)
I know! Those nails are wicked expensive.

Ah your old man can afford it!:lol: Although, I'd imagine that it must cost a pretty penny to have that done!

Rangerscott 07-08-2010 11:16 AM

Women arnt suppose to drink while pregnat but both are drunk as shit when she gets pregnant. Thats got to affect both parties conceving ingredients

Amber Lamps 07-08-2010 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 391331)
Women arnt suppose to drink while pregnat but both are drunk as shit when she gets pregnant. Thats got to affect both parties conceving ingredients

Huh?... Yea apparently YOUR parents were quite tipsy...:lol:

HurricaneHeather 07-08-2010 03:22 PM

Yeah that $30 every 3 weeks really breaks the bank. :lol:

Amber Lamps 07-08-2010 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather (Post 391388)
Yeah that $30 every 3 weeks really breaks the bank. :lol:

Hey, I could buy new swords every month! See? You guys are giving me grief for buying some wall hangings and your wives are out spending $30 on nail polish... it does look right sexy though, ggggrrrrrooooowwwwwlllllllllll !!!!!!!:lol:

Gas Man 07-08-2010 04:38 PM

Agreed on lookin sexy... especially when they be wrapped around... ok well... nevermind

azoomm 07-08-2010 05:14 PM

:lol: Y'all are awesome.

Rangerscott 07-08-2010 11:51 PM

http://www.betterthanpants.com/media...edit-score.png

http://www.betterthanpants.com/media...5/F/U/FULL.png

http://www.betterthanpants.com/media.../U/FUNERAL.png

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Dave 07-10-2010 06:53 PM

woot! i think ive finally got the carbs on the hawk sorted. bout to go get some gas to confirm it but it started without carb cleaner and was idling. :D

ceo012384 07-10-2010 07:47 PM

Whaddup strangers.... hooray for finally having a few weeks to NOT travel for work and actually chill for a bit... and get up for a race weekend it looks like coming up... woot!

Mudpuppy 07-12-2010 02:52 PM

back from camping.. not quite like Gasman's brokeback mountain camping adventure but still a good time..

dReWpY 07-12-2010 03:53 PM

You coming back this way? I'm fiending for jerky

Cutty72 07-12-2010 07:19 PM

Another day down...

Gas Man 07-12-2010 09:47 PM

Bag of dicks... eat them Mud. :D

Mudpuppy 07-13-2010 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 392390)
Bag of dicks... eat them Mud. :D

You know I don't roll like that besides I'm sure you already ate them all - sweaty, dirty, old, wrinkly, you don't care.. you are just a dirty dirty cock whore..

Cutty72 07-14-2010 12:15 AM

NO

Dave 07-14-2010 12:17 AM

free beer?

t-homo 07-14-2010 12:27 AM

troll.

Dave 07-14-2010 12:32 AM

ghey

Cutty72 07-14-2010 12:33 AM

huh, the random posts disappeared.

Dave 07-14-2010 12:34 AM

randomly

tommymac 07-14-2010 08:37 AM

Wait wheres the free beer.

marko138 07-14-2010 09:22 AM

Shit.

Dave 07-14-2010 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 392832)
Wait wheres the free beer.

It also randomly disappeared

tommymac 07-14-2010 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 392853)
It also randomly disappeared

Well that sucks.

marko138 07-14-2010 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 392854)
Well that sucks.

YOU suck, Tom.

Dave 07-14-2010 09:42 AM

You know what doesn't suck? Walking in to work I saw a girl who looked dead like rae with exceptions for long hair and stock headlights.

tommymac 07-14-2010 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 392857)
YOU suck, Tom.

You said suck he hehheh heheheh hehehhe

marko138 07-14-2010 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 392869)
You said suck he hehheh heheheh hehehhe

Uh huh huh huh.

tommymac 07-14-2010 10:00 AM

FIRE!!!!!!!!! hehe ehehehehehe heeeheheheh

marko138 07-14-2010 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 392874)
FIRE!!!!!!!!! hehe ehehehehehe heeeheheheh

Are you threatening me?


http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/Cornholio.gif

tommymac 07-14-2010 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 392877)

fack that was going to be my next one :rockwoot:

marko138 07-14-2010 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 392878)
fack that was going to be my next one :rockwoot:

lolz:



http://www.myspaceanimations.com/ima...ead_static.jpg

Mudpuppy 07-14-2010 10:57 AM

http://www.orlandoweekly.com/blog/im...llGgallery.jpg

the chi 07-14-2010 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mudpuppy (Post 392888)

:lol: Now THIS is what I feel like today. Gawd I hate allergies. And sinuses. And sneezing.

Mudpuppy 07-14-2010 01:22 PM

i didn't really have anything to add and this week is dragging by so i figured i would add a random picture and that seemed fitting..

defector 07-14-2010 03:41 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Almost healed up.

the chi 07-14-2010 04:06 PM

Dang dude, you heal FAST!

defector 07-14-2010 04:35 PM

Lots of experience....

Cutty72 07-14-2010 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 392860)
You know what doesn't suck? Walking in to work I saw a girl who looked dead like rae with exceptions for long hair and stock headlights.

Rae has aftermarket headlights? :boobs:

Rangerscott 07-14-2010 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the chi (Post 392913)
:lol: Now THIS is what I feel like today. Gawd I hate allergies. And sinuses. And sneezing.

Ahhhhhh chi! Ahhhhhh chi!

Dave 07-15-2010 12:24 AM

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