Two Wheel Fix - Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

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Originally Posted by The Chi (Post 372651)

:lol: True story.

There is a local lady that has an adult mentally challenged son. He is mostly functional and stays at home during the day while she works. She gets a phone call at work one day from him:

Son:"Mom, theres a troll here and he wont leave me alone!"
Mom: "What? I've told you not to call me at work. I'll be home later."

So a bit later he calls her back:

Son:"Mom, it's okay now. The troll wouldnt leave me alone, so I caught him and locked him in the closet."

So the Mom gets her bosses permission to run home and see what the problem is, gets there only to find the neighbors over (they helped take care of him), the police, and a VERY angry Jehovah's Witness black midget with frizzy hair.

Turns out the midget came inside when the son opened the door, but was trying to get him to listen to him and succeeded in annoying him. The son thought he was a troll doll, like the ones we had in the 90's as toys and after awhile he just picked him up, tossed him in the closet and pushed a chair under it to keep him in!

After learning the situation, the cops firmly advised the midget that it would be ridiculous to file charges since he was taking advantage of a mentally challenged individual by forcing his way in the house.

:lol

10+ hours of sleep is a wonderful thing. :)

Oh yeah, the "troll" thing is f'ing hilarious!

Played with the boobs, drank the beer, now on to working on the bike!

rode out to jersey and got to hang with zoomie for a bit. couldnt get on any of the bikes today (demos were all booked when we got there) but my friend chris got out on 2 that he liked. The ride home was an adventure.

We took a dif route to goover to a friends house, we got slammed in traffic heading up to the GWB so we lans split and mr officer on the side of the road didnt appreciate that. flashed the pba card (got a captains card now:rockwoot: ) he looked at it and went into the car. few minutes later he gave us warning and we were free to go.

traffic he rest of the way sucked ass but made it home safe and sound and a so so day of riding beats working.

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 372150)

Ugh...fucking hate snakes.

Plus one

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Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 372267)

Spiders are the devils work...

Don't bother me, but hubby screams like a girl when he sees one. It is hilarious!

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Originally Posted by The Chi (Post 372651)

Awesome! :rockwoot:

It has become clear that Azoomm is telling Derf my business. :lol:

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather (Post 373009)

It has become clear that Azoomm is telling Derf my business. :lol:

She threw ya under the bus at dinner on friday night :lol:

:lol: you have great business.

Cell phone goodness - Ordered my HTC EVO yesterday. :)