Do you think she moves a lot faster after a rigorous bout of intercourse??

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I'll bet she leaves snail trails on the linoleum.

This, some Mr Clean, and a pair of cordorouys will get the floors shiney in no time!

I guess leaning up against the washer machine wasnt cutting it.

I have the same garage opener! Except my horn operates a woman that presses the button to open the door instead of running outside to open it.

I need to get a garage door opener remote for my oldish sears/craftsman unit. Damn universals are crazy over priced. Anybody know where to find one at a decent price or know if I could make one?

The stocker looked like this. Only the big button did anything.


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