Yeah, really strange.

You're so silly.

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I've done over a hundred today boys. Booya!

Pretty sure thats more than me.

I've got 90. Trip took the wind outta my sails when he stole 10k posts from me.

same.

yeah, i got nothing.

Slow day fo rme too but I got the floor downstairs finished so thats still a win.

made it out to the farm, pup is running around like crazy trying to find all the new smells.
it's a great time.

Sucky time for me. I am stuck in the ER and th edoc I usualy work with isnt here and I despise the one I have to work with later tonight.

that sucks.

If its not busy its ok that way my interations with her are limited. I have another doc here till 2am so I make sure we clean house before then so it sets me up for later.

not a bad day for me considering i had 13 hours of class today

I'm heading out on business travel in about an hour. Heading to the Pocono's for the afternoon.

ok, that means I get to change your shit for a couple hours so we can make fun of you behind your back

I am sitting on the shitter.

thats good news for your sleeping friends

You won't be completely unwatched, big man. I still have the BB while I'm in the car. I'm not driving either. :lol:

ah well, we will change your shit and laugh at you anyway

You could...and have...and probably will again.

Outta here. Later.

I'm not posting on here because of some awesome drama on the local board. This douche bag has been threatening me for almost a year now because I am friends with his ex girlfriend.

Calling spot lights is not for someone with ADD. You have to pay such close attention and make sure you prep everyone for when she does whatever she changes the set list in the middle of the show.

Good thing I got a copy of the show to watch when we're on break.

drama with an ex girlfriend....on this board. :lmao:

He got nothing to worry about with you man. It's not like homos wake up one day and say to themselves "today I think I will try hair pie"

lies, you don't want to post here cause your name is t-homo

lol I just got back in for the day.

poop.

Working the bar, its rainy and nasty out, so business is slow

sounds like a blast.

its like a slow steady oozing wound here at work

springfield is pretty boring tonight for a 20 year old. Most of my friends are out having 50 cent beers.

Spent the day in a payloader moving snow. not bad.

why arent you out having 50 cent beers

Cause he is 12.5

that could be a problem :lol:

Dude, 4 months. I can't fucking wait. I've already got it planned out.

Bars here close at 1:30AM. On the night of the 21st, I am going to go to this bar at 12:00AM. 21 shots before they close. Wish me luck.

Before I go out that night, I am going to pick up a couple kegs. Day drink at my house the entire day of the 21st with everyone I know.

I will be a worthless human being for the next 3 days and I am going to embrace it.

Can I do per diem shift in your local ER that night so i can be the guy who pumps your stomach :lol:

Pace yourself, padawan.
It gets a lot less fun the further you go down the dark path.

the ways of the dark side, learn it he will :lol:

binge drinking after 21 really gets pretty lame. It loses it's appeal. Especially after you get a decent paying job and you can afford the good shit. Then you just drink to enjoy it, instead of being a douche. So get ready for that let down t-homo.

Back at the office.

I've peaked.

I'm here all day. Not a lot going on...might be dismissed early for snowpocalypse.

I already lost some hours due to the damn snow. I am supposed to cover part of second shift tonight and I still dont know if theyre working late so I need to find out before I leave since I have to pay a toll and its an hr trip.

We are dismissed in 25 minutes. ROCK AND ROLL!

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lol nice.

So I can say I slept through an earthquake...:lol: Slept right through the small 4.3 quake that happened in chi-town wed morning.

Fags.

Heard about that, I was wondering if it was going to delay my flight out. It didn't.

Back in Kosovo now... at least it was a nice day. High 40's and sunny.

Sadly, I came back to a loss of one of my brothers in arms.

RIP to a fellow soldier, father, and one of the best friends a guy could ever ask for.

Suck it, Trebek.

That's sad. Reminds me of the episode of Futurama where the dog waited for Fry until he died. :(

sup peeps?

its been a LONG ass time...

oh and i slept through the quake too... pretty tame Ive seen worse in illinois :wtf:

oh shit gotta edit my bike status to "none". That is fucking depressing.

i almost cried during that episode, true story

Side note We dumped a semi truck today that had been parked for 12 days and there was a cat on it. Came bolting out of the truck when we opened the door. He was still alive and took off into the woods so hopefully he made it.

Sorry to hear about that.

RIP :pat:

Damn man, sorry to hear that.

that sucks, RIP

who says "what happens on the road stays on the road", just figured you wouldnt be bringing pussy back with you
:lol

Ugh. Absolutely UGHHHHHH! That is how I feel today. :(

Valentines day at work, oh well im almost done yayyyyyyyyyyyyy

So freakin' bored today. Watching men's moguls right now. :yawn:

I'm watching Entourage on Spike. It's not as horrible as I thought it would be.

Canada just won their first gold on home soil with a gold in Men's Moguls! Woot woot!

Anyone see "The script and the sherpa?" I missed it and was wondering how much they cut out.

so the other day i had a dream where i was fighting in a tournament against this cute girl with a katana. finished the match fairly easily and the prize was a glass of beer with a chicken mcnugget floating in it.

I don't think I've ever seen cat balls before. They're hairy.

Did you expect them to be smooth? Maybe you expect cats to have freshly shaved balls? If I had a cat I dont think I would shave its balls. Do you have a pussy that you shave? How often do you shave your pussy?

even after we had max neutered he has furry little sacks swinging around. its funny :lol

Back in the great Commonwealth of PA. And back to work after a week off. Suckfest. I get too used to sleeping in and being lazy.

Youre a state employee thats what you do at work anyway :lol:

Ok, so back to getting up early and being lazy.

that works.

Is it sad that I overslept an hour today, and not only did no one care, but no one noticed? :lol:

sounds good to me

I approve this message.

dead, thats what i feel like right now

Wake the fuck up.

hes prolly hungover we can leave him alone today, or pick on him even more :lol:

I'm going with the latter.

Good choice :rockwoot:

blah, having a ecotox class at this moment, then giving an exam at 11:30

Wha'dat mean?

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after class hes having t-homo give him a prostate exam :lol:

Damn, I knew it.

its their code, ecotox is their safe word.

Guess the secrets out, isn't it? :lol

ecological environmental toxicology BIO 6635

BIO FTL. :lol:

Bio ftpc

Got up early today. Damn, that sucks.

but youre not doing actual work are you LOL

Well, yeah. Actually I am, dick. I'm dubbing tape and making DVDs. Which requires me to hit "play and record" and "burn". :lol:

poor baby

No doubt. I need more coffee.

Ok just dont over do it. I am abou tto go walk around the trailers, order my lunch and get another cup of coffee. Just had to do a little show for one of the new DEP guys on site. Looks like a sniviling little slug like the others.

I dont think he liked the fact that I told him I have no use for administrators :lol

they dont like hearing they are not useful when they can f' with your job outcome just to show your wrong

I'm going to pick up my new pistol on my lunch break too. Should be a good day.